Interview with.... Hat guy!!!!

Me: Hello hat guy and welcome to our celebration of out 500th views!

Hat guy: Hey.

Me: I have many questions for you, but the most important (and frequently asked) question is......

Hat guy: is.........

Me: is........

Hat guy: is........

Me: IS..........

Hat guy: IIIIIIIIS...........

Me: What.

Hat guy: Uh huh.

Me: Is.

Hat guy: Go on.

Me: Your.

Hat guy: My...

Me: Your....

Hat guy: My.....

Me: Your......

Hat guy: My.........

Me: NAME????????

Hat guy: My name is Smith, Jones Smith.

Me: That is a beautiful name, I must say.

Jones Smith: It is that.

Me: *strokes beard wisely* I must agree with your agreement.

Jones Smith: *strokes my beard wisely* I must agree with your agreement of my agreement that is agreeing with your comment upon my name.

Me: o.o I see....

Jones Smith: Next question?

Me: Ummm... I don't know if this may bother you....

Jones Smith: Go on, say it.

Me: 'Kay... how did you.... ya know...

Jones Smith: ?

Me: Ummm.....

Jones Smith: ?

Me: How did you....... lose your head?

Jones Smith: I'm not quite sure... I might have traded it for a car.... or maybe on a game of 'go fish'. I could never figure it out....

Me: You don't know how you lost your head??

Jones Smith: You try remembering the exact moment and situation whence your own head was lost and then come back to criticize me for my lack of memory during that situation!

Me: Sorry.

Jones Smith: Of course you are.

Me: You don't have to be so rude about it!

Jones Smith: And you didn't have to question my memories!

Me: You mean missing memories!

Jones Smith: You don't have to be so blunt about  it!

Me: You know what??!!

Jones Smith: I do know 'what', but I believe my 'what' and your 'what' at the moment is quite different, so I would prefer if you could be more specific about the topic you are questioning me about!

Me: You're so confusing! I'm leaving!!!!

Jones Smith: Fine!

Me: Fine!

Jones Smith: But I will be leaving before you!

Me: Oh, no you wont!

Jones Smith: Oh, yes I will!

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Ran: <.< this argument was too long and stupid to write down. Sorry.

Me: I'M NOT STUPID!!

Jones Smith: OH, YES YOU ARE!

ME: NO, YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE!

JONES SMITH: SAYS THE ONE WHO CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT'S OWN WAY OF THINKING!!!

ME: YOU JUST DON'T MAKE SENSE!!!

JONES SMITH: LIKE YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE WORD 'SENSE'!!!!!!

ME: I DO SO KNOW IT.

JONES SMITH : I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU RECALL IT.

ME:.....

JONES SMITH: I THOUGHT SO. HAH.

Alcea: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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