Me: Hello hat guy and welcome to our celebration of out 500th views!
Hat guy: Hey.
Me: I have many questions for you, but the most important (and frequently asked) question is......
Hat guy: is.........
Me: is........
Hat guy: is........
Me: IS..........
Hat guy: IIIIIIIIS...........
Me: What.
Hat guy: Uh huh.
Me: Is.
Hat guy: Go on.
Me: Your.
Hat guy: My...
Me: Your....
Hat guy: My.....
Me: Your......
Hat guy: My.........
Me: NAME????????
Hat guy: My name is Smith, Jones Smith.
Me: That is a beautiful name, I must say.
Jones Smith: It is that.
Me: *strokes beard wisely* I must agree with your agreement.
Jones Smith: *strokes my beard wisely* I must agree with your agreement of my agreement that is agreeing with your comment upon my name.
Me: o.o I see....
Jones Smith: Next question?
Me: Ummm... I don't know if this may bother you....
Jones Smith: Go on, say it.
Me: 'Kay... how did you.... ya know...
Jones Smith: ?
Me: Ummm.....
Jones Smith: ?
Me: How did you....... lose your head?
Jones Smith: I'm not quite sure... I might have traded it for a car.... or maybe on a game of 'go fish'. I could never figure it out....
Me: You don't know how you lost your head??
Jones Smith: You try remembering the exact moment and situation whence your own head was lost and then come back to criticize me for my lack of memory during that situation!
Me: Sorry.
Jones Smith: Of course you are.
Me: You don't have to be so rude about it!
Jones Smith: And you didn't have to question my memories!
Me: You mean missing memories!
Jones Smith: You don't have to be so blunt about it!
Me: You know what??!!
Jones Smith: I do know 'what', but I believe my 'what' and your 'what' at the moment is quite different, so I would prefer if you could be more specific about the topic you are questioning me about!
Me: You're so confusing! I'm leaving!!!!
Jones Smith: Fine!
Me: Fine!
Jones Smith: But I will be leaving before you!
Me: Oh, no you wont!
Jones Smith: Oh, yes I will!
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Ran: <.< this argument was too long and stupid to write down. Sorry.
Me: I'M NOT STUPID!!
Jones Smith: OH, YES YOU ARE!
ME: NO, YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE!
JONES SMITH: SAYS THE ONE WHO CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT'S OWN WAY OF THINKING!!!
ME: YOU JUST DON'T MAKE SENSE!!!
JONES SMITH: LIKE YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE WORD 'SENSE'!!!!!!
ME: I DO SO KNOW IT.
JONES SMITH : I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU RECALL IT.
ME:.....
JONES SMITH: I THOUGHT SO. HAH.
Alcea: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hat guy: Hey.
Me: I have many questions for you, but the most important (and frequently asked) question is......
Hat guy: is.........
Me: is........
Hat guy: is........
Me: IS..........
Hat guy: IIIIIIIIS...........
Me: What.
Hat guy: Uh huh.
Me: Is.
Hat guy: Go on.
Me: Your.
Hat guy: My...
Me: Your....
Hat guy: My.....
Me: Your......
Hat guy: My.........
Me: NAME????????
Hat guy: My name is Smith, Jones Smith.
Me: That is a beautiful name, I must say.
Jones Smith: It is that.
Me: *strokes beard wisely* I must agree with your agreement.
Jones Smith: *strokes my beard wisely* I must agree with your agreement of my agreement that is agreeing with your comment upon my name.
Me: o.o I see....
Jones Smith: Next question?
Me: Ummm... I don't know if this may bother you....
Jones Smith: Go on, say it.
Me: 'Kay... how did you.... ya know...
Jones Smith: ?
Me: Ummm.....
Jones Smith: ?
Me: How did you....... lose your head?
Jones Smith: I'm not quite sure... I might have traded it for a car.... or maybe on a game of 'go fish'. I could never figure it out....
Me: You don't know how you lost your head??
Jones Smith: You try remembering the exact moment and situation whence your own head was lost and then come back to criticize me for my lack of memory during that situation!
Me: Sorry.
Jones Smith: Of course you are.
Me: You don't have to be so rude about it!
Jones Smith: And you didn't have to question my memories!
Me: You mean missing memories!
Jones Smith: You don't have to be so blunt about it!
Me: You know what??!!
Jones Smith: I do know 'what', but I believe my 'what' and your 'what' at the moment is quite different, so I would prefer if you could be more specific about the topic you are questioning me about!
Me: You're so confusing! I'm leaving!!!!
Jones Smith: Fine!
Me: Fine!
Jones Smith: But I will be leaving before you!
Me: Oh, no you wont!
Jones Smith: Oh, yes I will!
---
Ran: <.< this argument was too long and stupid to write down. Sorry.
Me: I'M NOT STUPID!!
Jones Smith: OH, YES YOU ARE!
ME: NO, YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE!
JONES SMITH: SAYS THE ONE WHO CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT'S OWN WAY OF THINKING!!!
ME: YOU JUST DON'T MAKE SENSE!!!
JONES SMITH: LIKE YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE WORD 'SENSE'!!!!!!
ME: I DO SO KNOW IT.
JONES SMITH : I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU RECALL IT.
ME:.....
JONES SMITH: I THOUGHT SO. HAH.
Alcea: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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