Me: Welcome, people of earth to my interview with..... NIXAAAAAAAAA! Who I temporarily revived from the dead as a zombie to bring her here.
Nixa: >.> Did you seriously revive me just to irritate me?
Me: Yes.
Nixa: Excellent. You may proceed.
Me: Nixa.... what are you wearing?
Nixa: The little pink dress thing you made me wear. By the way, WHY BY THE WORLDS WOULD YOU MAKE ME WEAR THIS?
Me: *Hides behind couch* B-b-because i-it looks g-good on you?
Nixa: ^v^ Do you want me to kill you in your sleep?
Me: *Squeak* N-no!
Nixa: ^^ Good. Now, if you ever do this again I'll kill you, ok?
Me: Yes, milady. *worships Nixa*
Nixa: Let's get on with the questions, okay?
Me: Yea.... *Backs two meters away from Nixa before pulling out a scroll* Lets see...*puts on reading glasses* Question one; how did you and Light meet?
Nixa: The way everyone meets, I said 'hi' and she told me to 'get lost'.
Me: [O.O] Did she really say that?
Nixa: No, she actually told me 'get a life you creep and stay away from me or I'll murder everyone you love.'
Me:....
Nixa: It was quite creative if you ask me.
Me:..... Question two! What is your favorite food?
Nixa: Fried mermaid tails.
Me:.... You eat mermaids?
Nixa: Yes, and the occasional siren as well.
Me:....
Nixa: Question three?
Me: <.< What is your opinion on Eran?
Nixa:.....Eran?
Me: Y-yea....
Nixa: THE SON OF SUCCMBUS! FATHERLESS BASTERD! THE MOST VILE, FILTHY SCUM THAT HELL ITSELF HAS EVER CREATED!!! That Eran?
Me: *runs away before she starts breathing fire*
Nixa: >.> Did you seriously revive me just to irritate me?
Me: Yes.
Nixa: Excellent. You may proceed.
Me: Nixa.... what are you wearing?
Nixa: The little pink dress thing you made me wear. By the way, WHY BY THE WORLDS WOULD YOU MAKE ME WEAR THIS?
Me: *Hides behind couch* B-b-because i-it looks g-good on you?
Nixa: ^v^ Do you want me to kill you in your sleep?
Me: *Squeak* N-no!
Nixa: ^^ Good. Now, if you ever do this again I'll kill you, ok?
Me: Yes, milady. *worships Nixa*
Nixa: Let's get on with the questions, okay?
Me: Yea.... *Backs two meters away from Nixa before pulling out a scroll* Lets see...*puts on reading glasses* Question one; how did you and Light meet?
Nixa: The way everyone meets, I said 'hi' and she told me to 'get lost'.
Me: [O.O] Did she really say that?
Nixa: No, she actually told me 'get a life you creep and stay away from me or I'll murder everyone you love.'
Me:....
Nixa: It was quite creative if you ask me.
Me:..... Question two! What is your favorite food?
Nixa: Fried mermaid tails.
Me:.... You eat mermaids?
Nixa: Yes, and the occasional siren as well.
Me:....
Nixa: Question three?
Me: <.< What is your opinion on Eran?
Nixa:.....Eran?
Me: Y-yea....
Nixa: THE SON OF SUCCMBUS! FATHERLESS BASTERD! THE MOST VILE, FILTHY SCUM THAT HELL ITSELF HAS EVER CREATED!!! That Eran?
Me: *runs away before she starts breathing fire*
Love the last one!
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