Interviewing.... Lsil!!!!

Me: Hello and welcome to this random interview! I realize that I've received my 600th page view! So please enjoy this intervie-

Lisl: *falls out of the ceiling onto the couch next to me* Where am I? Who are you? Why am I here? What happened to the room? How did I get here?

Me: You forgot the 'when' question.

Lsil: What? *starts tearing up* I swear I don't know anything!

Me: *Facepalm* SHUT UP ALREADY!

Lsil: Eek! (͡๏̯͡๏)

Me: YOU'RE THE MOST ANNOYING CHARACTER I'VE EVER CREATED SO SHUT UP!!! 

Lsil: [ಥ_ಥ] I'm sorry!!!!!!


Me: FIRST QUESTION!


Lsil: ๏̯͡๏﴿ Yes!


Me: Do you have a split personality?


Lsil: N-n-no.... >->


Me: LIAR!


Lsil: [Q.Q] I'm sorry!!!!!

Me: NEXT QUESTION! What did you actually tell Alcea to get him angry?

Lsil: I only told him that the demon said he was looking for his missing girlfriend.... <-<

Me: LIAR!!

Lsil: [Q.Q] I'm sorry!!!!!!

Me: I don't like talking to you! You lie too much!

Lsil: [Q.Q] I'm sorry.....

Me: YOU CRY TOO MUCH!!!! BE A MAN!!!!!!

Lsil: *sniffle* [Q-Q] I'm trying!!!!!

Me: LIAR!!!!!!!!!! I'M LEAVING!!!!!!!!! * leaves*

Lsil: [Q.Q] How do I get back.....?