Interviewing... Alcea!

Me: To celebrate my blog getting 100+ views I decided that it was time... for a interview with Alcea!*claps*

*Alcea blows a hole in the wall and walks in to the room in slow motion*

Me: A... Alcea?

*Alcea takes off random sunglasses still in slow motion*

Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

Alcea: ....

Me: You blew a hole in my wall!

Alcea: ....

Me: That costs money! You undying human- demon thing!

Alcea: And what of it?

Me: You. Sit. NOW!

Alcea: No.

Me: Grrrrr, if you don't sit I'll let Light run away.

Alcea: *narrows his eyes* You wouldn't.

Me: *pulls out a fake mustache* I would.

Alcea: *shrugs* I dare you to. If you do I'll reveal to the audience that you like unicorn-

Me: NO! NO! NO! NO! *slaps Alcea* NO!

Alcea :*glares and sits down*

Me: =.= Lets start with the questions. Do you like chocolate?

Alcea: No.

Dina: Hobo.

Alcea: What are you doing here?

Dina: *shrugs and pulls out a bar of chocolate* I dunno. *leaves*

Alcea: *looks at me* What was she doing here?

Me: *shrugs and pulls out a bar of chocolate* I dunno.

Alcea: =.=

Me: Do you like Hawaii?

Alcea: No.

Me: =.= Have you ever cross dressed?

Alcea: Cross dressed?

Me: Ya know, have you ever dressed up as a girl?

Alcea: -.-" Why would you even ask that?

Me: You have long hair.

Alcea: *slaps my face*

Me: Hey! That was mean! *slaps face back*

Dina: I want to try this too! *slaps Alcea's face*

Ran: My turn! *tries to slap Alcea's face*

Alcea: *grabs Ran's wrist* What. Are. You. Doing?

Ran: *gulps* Nothing! *teleport out of the room*

*Alcea glares at Dina*

Dina: Uhh... I'm going to go check up on Light now. *teleport out of the room*

Me: =.= Well then, you are a mean hobo.

Alcea: Shut up.

Me: Blah, you ugly hobo. Do  you know the muffin man?

Alcea: The muffin man?

Me: The muffin man!

Alcea: No... not really =.=

Me: *hits with a squeaky hammer* Bad!

Alcea: You know what? I'm leaving now!

Me: Well, I don't care! I don't love you anymore!

Alcea: What the-

Me: Its over! Its through between the two of us! I don't need you in my life!*cries in corner*

Alcea: =.= *pats on back and leaves through the hole in the wall*

Me: YOU'VE STILL GOT TO PAY FOR THAT!.... jerk.